Free write 2

  In this dream I was being attacked by evil robots. Robots that happen to resemble Justin Beiber. So they were dancing, high pitched singing, flippy haired robots. They were like attacking me with their acid pee right. And for some reason it was like they had an everlasting supply of pee. I mean there were steady streams of non-stop urination. Ridiculous man, who knew robots had that much pee, who knew robots even peed. But like I said they were Beiber Bots so they were pretty easy to fool. All  I had to do was say "Hey look there goes Kim Kardashian!" and what do you know they would all  turn around. But after a few times I couldn't do that anymore and the Beiber Bots were closing in on me. There was no where for me to go. I knew I was a goner. But the faith intervened and 'The Wizard Called Usher' appeared  and commanded the Beiber Bots to stop. Whew! Close call, being killed by Justin Beiber robots is not on my list of ways to go. So 'The Wiz Usher' saved me from a terrible death and on top of it he gave me 2 tickets and a backstage pass to an Usher concert, but guess who was opening...Justin Beiber Oh no!!!!

   P.S. This was not a real dream and I have no problems or issues with Justin Beiber. No Hatin' on Beiber on this blog =]

Writing freely

  The first thing I want in the morning is more sleep. Waking up out of a wonderful sleep really sucks. It's like you close your eyes and before you know it there's that alarm clock buzzing. I think time speeds up when you go to sleep. 

   I wonder who made the decision we would sleep at night and wake in the morning. Not that it really matters, the only difference would be that instead of me complaining about the morning I would be complaining about the night.  there is no escaping it. *sigh* what's a girl to do. My mother says I should just go to sleep earlier. I bet you probably agree. well you are WRONG. For one because I have tried that...it's not for me. I tried but I just can't get to sleep before 10:30. Even if I get in bed at 8 I will sit up doing nothing for the next 2 and a half hours. And secondly because it is scientifically proven teens are wired to stay up late and wake up later. So HA I've got science on my side. Take that mom =p

 

Free write

 This journal is about cake. I really like cake. Especially birthday cake. My all time favorite birthday cake is white cake with real strawberry filling and butter-cream icing. Icing specifically not frosting because frosting is nasty. It looks pretty but tastes horrible.
 I wish I could have birthday cake everyday. Like who decided there had to be special days to eat cake? Cake eating should be an everyday type of event. 
 I would like to declare a national holiday for cake eating. Lets call it I don't know, Cake Day (clever I know). This is going to be one day out of the year where everyone is allotted all the cake they please. It shall be a holiday recognized around the world. I'm talking a serious holiday, not like Groundhogs day but New Year's...No even bigger than New Year's. 
 And just in case you're wondering my Cake Day isn't all about eating cake. I have purpose...Although cake is a reason in itself and doesn't require further explanation. But we have are wet blankets who may try to make our Cake Day all soggy so let me explain anyway. Look  at it this way throughout our communities, neighborhoods, schools, etc. there are many different cultures. These different cultures, of course, have different types of food. Food is common ground among all people. Especially if that food is cake! Now cake usually represents happy celebrations and gatherings. So Cake Day would be a holiday that stands for happy gathering of all different cultures while we enjoy cake. You get where I'm coming from? Yes. No. Maybe so? Well regardless I think it's a great idea. Well at least it is if you like cake... Anyway I say let the cake unite us and bring us closer together.

LET US EAT CAKE!!!